Sunday, September 2, 2012

My pantry is having an identity crisis

See all these "righteous" foods??

I know it's a small picture, but can you see what we've got going on here?? Chia seeds, hemp hearts, organic non-dairy coconut milk?

I am a clean eater like that.

I only buy local, sustainably produced groceries.

Except for when I stock up on Crystal Light and Crisco, of course.

Around these parts, we may eat organically grown kale and other 'bunny food', but we fry it up in a generous dose of partially hydrogenated animal fat.

Alongside an ice cold glass of powdered red dye #5.

Mmmm, mmmm, good.

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