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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Meet the newest Strayer!!!



... or Strayer(s)...

I did that purposefully to see if I could get any google-reader people to actually come and look. (For the record, the wee babe is still tucked safely inside.) The chicks, however, are not. They never were. That would be weird.

As you can see, Chris re-did the chicken house into what I have called the MckMansion.





I'm not really sure why I like to call it the MckMansion; that conjures up images of me slaughtering above-pictured chickens, waiting until their headless bodies stop writhing about on the ground, plucking their feathers out one by one, and turning them into tasty breaded morsels. And if I can't even get over my aversion to eating poop-covered eggs (just kidding, I clean them off) then I definitely won't be able to turn them into nuggets. (For the record, I am pretty much over my aversion to the poop-covered egg part. I realized that Evie was covered in much worse things when she was born, and I still love her. A lot.)

So, inappropriate moniker notwithstanding, you will notice that the peeps are in a separate cordoned-off wing (kinda like the Green Room at Creation, except a lot more poop). I didn't want Ruby, Bustard, or Henrietta to think that they were tasty, breaded morsels and eat them. I'm not sure if they do that or not. But fish do. And chickens are gross. So there's probably not a whole lot stopping the chickens.

6 comments:

Jude and Kate's Mom said...

Wait...you have chickens?! Oh my...we need to catch up! (Over a poop-egg breakfast, clearly)

Chris said...

Wait a minute.. I have seen way more "poop" as you put it at that said wing at creation....

Melody Strayer said...

Chris,

"poop" doesn't equal "BS" :)

Gretchen said...

Also, "BS" doesn't equal "massages". Oh, wait, that's at Creation West.

nanajobx said...

i don't know about the green room but having been a supervisor in the six pack crew and having had the honor of cow pie duty..well..i can talk creation poop if need be..

scpreacherspice said...

I am glad there's not that much poop in the green room...don't know about the bs...and am also glad you clean the poop off the eggs before you use them.