THAT is how I would like to be referred, from now on, please.
'Cause no, I didn't clean the bathroom today.
No, I didn't fold the laundry.
Yes, I fed my kid Cheerios for breakfast (again) instead of our *ahem* usual diet of sprouted grain toast and organic tahini topped with ground flaxseed toppy.
But darnit, I got my infant on my back with a long piece of fabric. And nothing but a long piece of fabric.
Just like the crunchy tribal goddess mamas do.